How a nerdy mom saved her son from the clutches of cool

I magine extraterrestrials landing on earth. Their mission: Understand earthlings, their language and cultural habits. Assuming these creatures were reasonably competent, they would show progress within a few years. But let’s toss them a curve: They also have to figure out how to feed themselves and their families here. Now they would really have to apply themselves.

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